Why do I have to keep my sister in mind?
My mom does not want me to leave too early to go to my friends place because my sister will not have a ride. Poor baby, now she will know how it feels. She is not going to do anything anways, so what the hell does it matter? She can be with out a car for a few hours. If there is an emergency, she can take the truck. I am just not feeling it for her at all.
My sister’s boyfriend just got her a late Christmas present. Nothing says love like a .22 shotgun. I told him not to come crying to me when she shoots him. Her first words were… ” I feel so gangSTER. Do they make pink polka dot stickers to put on it?!? I am a bad ass! I want a Coach strap to put on it, do you think they make them? Oh! and a pink case of course!! I have...
I cannot stand my family's ignorance.
I sit here crying. Crying not for me, but for him. For all of the shit that he’s seen, for all the shit that he did. For all of the people he has seen dead and for the ones he pulled the trigger on. I cry not for pity, not in shame. I cry because I hate that such an amazing man had to endure the unthinkable. I cry because he doesn’t feel like he can share what he is feeling...
Surviving on 4 hours of sleep is always fun
I am not sure why my body feels like it is time to wake up. I hate this. Why can’t I sleep a whole night without having to wake up? I will feel like shit the rest of the day all because of this damn thing we call sleep.
teacher: okay class, listen, get out a piece of lined paper, fold it length wise, put your name, date, and period in the upper right hand corner, title it "____ notes", and number 1 through 25 without skipping lines
student 1: how do we fold it
student 2: do we skip lines
student 3: can i have some paper bro
student 4: do we have to title it
student 5: what's the date
me: i'm going to kill all of you
I was told, "If you don't have anything nice to...